Beer Quotes
from Famous People
"Same Crap Different Year"
~Grace DeBruyne, FU Professor of Culinary Arts
Quoted
while referring to Harvest Ales during FU's 2007 Vertical Tasting
"What a shame it is what American brewers do to those wonderful hops, barley and water. Why don't they
ship those ingredients overseas where they know what to do with them. Ship 'em dry and they'll return 'em wet".
~John
Burke, Former President FU
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink
this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let
their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~Babe Ruth
I
feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all
day.
~Lyndon B. Johnson
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Paul
Hornung
24 hours in a day,
24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
~H. L. Mencke
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When
we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
~George Bernard Shaw
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants
us to be happy.
~Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel
was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
~Dave Barry
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
~Professor
Irwin Corey