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Beer Quotes from Famous People
 
"Same Crap Different Year"
~Grace DeBruyne, FU Professor of Culinary Arts
Quoted while referring to Harvest Ales during FU's 2007 Vertical Tasting
 
"What a shame it is what American brewers do to those wonderful hops, barley and water.  Why don't they ship those ingredients overseas where they know what to do with them.  Ship 'em dry and they'll return 'em wet".
~John Burke, Former President FU
 
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~Babe Ruth
 
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
~Lyndon B. Johnson
 
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Paul Hornung
 
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
~H. L. Mencke
 
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
~George Bernard Shaw

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
~Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
~Dave Barry

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
~Professor Irwin Corey