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Current Year Listing of Academic Honors as of 06 Nov 2010
 
In keeping with our competitive nature here at FU, we gather statistics each calendar year to measure the number of "continuing education units" each faculty member earns.  Like the show "Who's Line Is It Anyway?", the points don't matter much but we just can't help ourselves!  However, so that we nominate only the most "committed" individuals to key university staff positions, faculty members must earn at least 100 CEU's by our finals (i.e. must attain the level of Centurion) as a prerequisite to serve as President.

Professor Wayne - Bicenturion - 243

Professor Bryant - Bicenturion - 227

President Grace - Centurion - 179

Professor Lucy - Centurion - 163

Professor John - Centurion - 157

Professor Rob - Centurion - 143

Veep Susie - Centurion - 131

Professor Ruth - Centurion - 105

Professor Scott - 97

Professor Bert - 90

Professor Beth - 49

Professor Howard - 48

Visiting Prof Melanie - 41

Professor Dawn - 39
Professor Steve L - 34

Visiting Prof Richard - 30

Professor Ashley - 28

Professor Jeff - 27

Ass't Prof Brian - 24

Ass't Prof Justin - 24

Visiting Prof Tommy - 24

Professor Eric - 0

Visiting Prof Jennifer - 0

Ass't Prof Kimberly - 0

Visiting Prof Tony - 0

Ass't Prof Dena - 0

 

Thanks to those who sacrificed their numbers to be designated drivers!

Faculty Members are awarded one (1) CEU for each beer rated during any officially sanctioned beer tasting.