1. You complain when your beer is too cold
2. Your beer bottles come with corks.
3. You refuse to drink from a can
4. You will take the last pour from the bottle so you can get the yeast
5. You will pass up beers in clear or light green bottles.
6. After hearing the list of American lagers available, you choose the iced tea
7. The beer you drink is more expensive than the wine you drink.
8. You travel 40 miles to your "local’ liquor store
9. You get Christmas cards from your "local" liquor store

10.You have a frequent flyer card at your "local’ liquor store

11.Your last intelligible words are ‘No Mas"

12. When you see a sale on Belgian beers, you call no less than three friends about it.

13. You have a Christmas wreath made up of Chimay corks and and Harvey’s bottles.

14. One of your pick up lines is "Want to see my cork collection?"

15. You use Coors light as slug bait.

16. Your computer screen saver is a glass of George Gale’s,

17.You use Budweiser to clean your battery terminals.

18.You order a harley Davidson based on how many bottles of Belgian beer you can fit in it

19.If you can pronounce the name of the beer, it’s no good

20.You know a brasserie is not worn by your lady friends.

21.You don’t feel guilty about drinking your buddies Belgian ale when he/she leaves to pee.

22.When you’re afraid to pee because your friend will drink your beer.

23.You fear no beer.